motherfuckingmonsterteaparty:


So, I taped a picture of Nicolas Cage in my kitchen window to try to scare my family.They haven’t even noticed. I, on the other hand, have nearly peed my pants a total of 3 times because I keep forgetting it’s there. I actually screamed the last time. I kind of thought that everyone was afraid of him but apparently it’s just me.
Caitlin: 0
Piece of paper with Nic Cage’s face on it: 3
Why is this my life. 

motherfuckingmonsterteaparty:

So, I taped a picture of Nicolas Cage in my kitchen window to try to scare my family.
They haven’t even noticed. I, on the other hand, have nearly peed my pants a total of 3 times because I keep forgetting it’s there. I actually screamed the last time. I kind of thought that everyone was afraid of him but apparently it’s just me.

Caitlin: 0

Piece of paper with Nic Cage’s face on it: 3

Why is this my life. 

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sillascho:

johnyohanan:

Jayesslee - Officially Missing You (Studio)

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quincynessigsays:

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

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Well of course crystal should bathe in a crystal bath tub&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..

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quincynessigsays:

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

omg

Well of course crystal should bathe in a crystal bath tub……………………..

Please be my letter opener.. even though i don&#8217;t get any letters..

Please be my letter opener.. even though i don’t get any letters..

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